did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
a story about russian leaders that fall for american troops called the fault in our tsars
This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always call home to say goodnight, and if I asked “How is the cat doing?”, it meant that I wasn’t comfortable and I wanted her to pick me up. I did use this code a few times, and whenever I did, my mom came up with the excuses for me. I was never stuck at a sleepover I didn’t want to be at - and as a child with anxiety and social phobia, this was a great system.
posts like these are the reason i love tumblr
How To Train Your Humans
Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.
Isn’t nature beautiful